A 76 year old woman was found after being lost two weeks wandering in the forest. The rescue workers were scaling back operations and then they happened upon her. As I'm reading this story a little nugget sticks out at me...
A hunting party later found a disoriented Harold Anderson, but there was no sign of his wife.
"I thought I'd never see her again until the rapture," he said.
That's where I stopped caring and stopped reading.