Friday, September 7, 2007

I hope this is an FBI pedophile sting...

It's basically a site offering teenagers for certain prices, ranging from 50k to 3k (apparently the girl for 3k is a foster kid, damaged and about to be booted out of the system). With shockingly good testimonials...

“I was SO scared getting married so young, but my husband is an okay guy and I am SO proud that because of me my parents were able to get their first brand-new car and take the trip they always wanted to. I couldn’t have done it without your site!"

—Katrina K., married at 14

Who could argue with that!

For the low low price of 27k,

Sarah calls herself a Goth but we insisted she not dress in black for this photo. She reads and writes a lot of depressing poetry and it takes a lot to get her nose out of a book. She says she’s an Old Soul in a new young body and she’s already been married lots of times and she might die again tomorrow so why wait?

Who could refuse!?

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