How is Myspace unlike C++ classes?

In the former you can never be your own friend, in the latter you are by default.*


*This joke brought to you by jokes that suck.

I have a theory...

I believe the Sun travels around the Earth. It just makes sense. Geocentrism is clearly the way our planet and the Sun are situated. However, since this idea would subject me to ridicule and make me a pariah, I won't stick my neck out.

I would be the oppressed by the scientific orthodoxy just like Galileo!