Why I'm not a Christian.

There have been a number of good essays with this same title. In this time honored tradition, I offer the following snide paragraph.

Your delusional belief that you can telepathically communicate with a first-century wish-granting Jewish zombie man-god-ghost thing who took on human form in order to sacrifice Himself to Himself to give Himself permission to forgive His creations' children for His creations having eaten His magical fruit from His magical tree in His magical garden, after several failed attempts to murder them all, just isn't my bag. I'm sorry, but I'm not in the market for new beliefs and if I were, I'd find some respectable ones and not something that sounds batshit crazy.

Hidden Palms, troubled by a lack of zombies.

The CW show Hidden Palms, already fast tracked for cancellation is probably due to the very obvious lack of zombies. None of the main actors had any chemistry at all, and in fact, I didn't care who died or who lived as I watched the show. The only thing which could have kept my attention would have been a zombie outbreak. Just one undead individual coming back to life and turning the show into a zombie flick. I would have happily finished watching the season. Why don't people just start murdering people left and right with the undead when a show starts going downhill. Wait Mr. Executive, we have something great up our sleeve... zombies!