Below The Even I Can Do That Math Threshold.

After squeaking out a win in Indiana and getting trounced in North Carolina Hillary Clinton now has a new problem. The media isn't abusing Occam's Dildo anymore. It is not longer giving the titillating glimmers of hope to the campaign from several days ago. Given the choice between favoring the theory that due to sheer obviousness Obama now has it pretty much sewn up and Hillary Clinton has a shot "can she do it?" -- They are now dropping the much more infotaining choice mandated by Occam's Dildo (which the new media uses regularly).

Clinton now needs 324.5 out of 487.5 remaining delegates to win, or 66.5% of the remaining delegates. Yesterday she only would have needed 59% of the remaining delegates to get the nomination. That said the media loosing interest in pretending there's fight left in the old girl yet and she's on the ropes but gaining momentum seem to be fading.



Barack Obama is going to be the Democratic Nominee for President.

Occam's Dildo and Ghost Hunters

What was that! Spooky! I bet it was a ghost. My goodness that was totally impressive.

Shows with the basic premise of bringing a bunch of cameras to someplace dark and allegedly creepy (cemeteries, castles, insane asylums, old houses) and being afraid of the dark make for horrifically bad television if you ask me. It's amazingly stupid to attribute every sound to a ghost and every smudge to a ghost. These shows constantly exploit Occam's Dildo, rather than preferring the simplest explanation people opt for the most titillating explanation.