Hm. Perhaps we should pander to the historicity.

King/God Lord Ram 1.7 million years ago, with an army of monkeys built a strip of land (which has existed for 5-7 thousand years) to rescue his wife Sita. Now the Indian government wants to build a canal through that strip of land (built by the army of monkeys, 1.7 million years before it existed for the first time).

It's totally historical! It should be a monument to how awesome Ram is.

Prayers in Senate... an abomination!

Senate prayers (which shouldn't exist anyway) were disrupted because they were given by a Hindu rather than your typical Christian prayer. Oddly this caused a stir. As if Christians only want Christian prayers rather than morality and religion of all types in the public square. That would be rather hypocritical.

As a staunch defender of kowtowing to Christian will, I would like to volunteer my services of giving a Christian prayer in congress.

I telepathically beseech you, first-century, wish-granting Jewish zombie. May your death which satisfied your vendetta against us for something not of our doing also satisfy your bloodlust within this hallowed chamber. Amen.