A conclusion shopping around for a theory.

You sir are a donkey fucker. Okay, maybe you're not a donkey fucker, since there's no evidence of that. You sir, are a chicken fucker. Wait, no evidence there either. You sir are a squirrel fucker. -- Look, I have my conclusion, you fuck some kind of animal and when that type of animal is shot-down, I'm going to shop around for another type of animal. Because that's how this shit works apparently. --- Make some shit up, when that gets demolished, make different similar shit up, with generally the same conclusion.

You catch the analogy there goat-fucker?