Christian Source Code.

bool sin;
if ( !VirginMary )  sin = true; //Original sin;
else sin = false; 
//Doctrine of Immaculate conception. Pope 1854.

while ( existence) {
     if ( !VirginMary && !Jesus ) sin = true;
     if (existence
          && deadNextIteration
               && VirginMary) goto heaven; 
     //Doctrine of The Assumption of Mary. Pope 1950
}

if ( !sin ) {
     if (Jesus) {
          setTimer(3 * 24 * 60 * 60, goto earth);
          if (Jesus.type == Mormon) goto America;
     }
     goto heaven;
}

if ( sin ) {
     //goto hell; //Deprecated by Jesus 33 AD
     if (believesInJesus
               && acceptsJesus
                    && Christian
                         && CorrectVersionOfChristian) {
                              goto heaven;
                              }
     //if (child) goto limbo; //Deprecated by Pope 2007 AD.
     goto hell;
}


:hell
while (true) {
     burn;
     torture;
}

:heaven
if (Jesus.type == Catholic) purgatory();
while (true) {
     state = happy;
}

//:limbo
//while (true) { }

function purgatory() {
     while (sin) {
          sinLevel--;
     }
}