He's not a christiAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!
Darksided!
* In case your exceedingly dense (or lazy, or just off your game), that's Edward Current's page.
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Sunday, March 2, 2008
Atheist Experience, Youtube fame...
Classic.
As far as YouTube goes it has the highest vote for any comments I've ever seen: +37
LOL! The christbot had a "DOES NOT COMPUTE!" error and switched into witch-hunt operation mode by default.
Send him back to the factory for repair. Hopefully he's still under warranty.
There are some absolute classic comments:
Listen to the words carefully at the beginning, there are no such words in the dictionary, I understand the words u stupid fuck, thats not what I said, I said most people would get caught up in his bullshit with his so called knowlege. Hed should be punched in his big fat head, maybe you should get one too!!! Asshole
To which an astute commenter replied:
Which words? Philosophical? Epistimology? Heuristic? I assure you, those are real words in the dictionary. And after using those terms, he realized that the caller didn't understand, and tried to simplify his language a bit. It's a complicated subject, though, and sometimes complicated words are necessary to talk about it.
Considering your version of English seems to mainly consist of highbrow terms such as "u stupid fuck" and "asshole", though... this might be a pointless conversation.
Friday, January 4, 2008
Blast From the Past.
You forget how far we've come until you look at some old text media pages from a decade ago. Oh, those simple simple people.
You Know You Are Too Serious About Computers If...
* If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online.
-- Nope.
* If you can type your top 10 favorite web sites....by heart.
-- Who can't?
* If you can locate a particular home page without using a search engine.
-- Does that include the hundred bookmarks?
* If you can write your own html page.
-- DUH!
* If you download more than 20Mb from a binary newsgroup...in one session.
-- WOW. You need to spend 2 minutes on those bin sites to qualify for geekdom. What Like I'm going to download 25 seconds spread out over multiple sessions?
* When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service: Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
-- That's certainly not easier. Though clicking the one link on my firefox bar linking to Google which gets an RSS feed of the local weather is actually easier.
* When you order most of what you buy.....online.
-- Um, was this ever a sign of geekdom? Because ouch. I'm writing this on a computer I bought from newegg, next to a nice pile of books I got from Amazon. I'm drinking from a Pokerstars cup I ordered up with some player points online.
* When you log-off from a session in your favorite newsgroup, and your log reads: Online time: 56 hours 24 minutes.
-- Log Off? My current uptime is 5 days and that's pathetic. I've done months on end before.
* If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month, connect time.
-- I have a connect time of (24 * 31) = 744 a month.
* When that 112 GB hard drive is full.
-- I had a 120 gig drive that I gave to my roommate. I just handed it to him. Not because it sucked, but because I only have the two systems and the other one has 720 gigs and this one has 1.7 tb and I didn't have the drive slots for tiny drives.
* If 300 Mhz is simply too slow.
-- You're kidding right? The other day my mother picked up an old 700 Mhz system, I chuckled and recommended she throw it out.
* When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
-- Is that a weak desk or does this electronic stuff weigh more than one or two pounds?
* If you can actually talk to the computers in your new car, and understand what they say.
-- There's actually a device for that. It's USB compatible and helps diagnose your car.
* When you modify the programming of your car's computers and actually get better mileage.
-- That's actually a real thing too.
* When you can access the Net, via your portable and cellular phone.
-- Who would, the rates are crazy high. Though, It is only a button.
* When you put a CD-ROM in your car's player.
-- What? Like a burnt CD full of mp3s? Or am I being asked to dig up an old CD-ROM and put it somewhere. Or is a CD simply considered a ROM?
* If every sentence you utter begins with, "On the Net..."
-- Nope. That's assumed. No need to start sentences like that.
* If you put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes.
-- Hm. That's actually a good idea.
* If you have your e-mail address printed on your stationery.
-- That's actually nearly universal.
* When you insist on seeing the movie "The Net" for the 63rd time.
-- That's actually nearly unheard of. Most people can't stomach once.
* If you maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses.
-- Yahoo, Yahoo, Google, Hotmail, Website bouncer. - Nope.
* If you use more than 20 passwords.
-- Duh.
* If you set up your own Web page.
-- Duh. Though I let it expire. I do have a couple cheap replacements:
http://tatarize.nfshost.com/
http://www.geocities.com/tatarize/index.html
These do different things and are both used in different ways. I highly recommend Nearly Free Speech even if you do few things which might require hosting. A purely solid site, pay for what you use. Used them for various things spent 12 cents. Does this blog count?
* If you set up a Web page for each of your kids...and your pets.
-- True by default. I have no children or pets.
* If, instead of a phone number, you ask someone for their e-mail address.
-- And?
* If you don't know anyone who DOESN'T have an e-mail address.
-- What do you mean doesn't?
* If you convince your mom that she HAS to get online because e-mail is so much cheaper than long distance phone charges.
-- We have Vonage. Our long distance calls run through the cable, as such they are free and unlimited. I could call someplace and just leave the phone off the hook. Don't know why though.
* If you can write a list like this.
-- Hardly, I don't even remember how sucky it was back when my torrent client didn't have its own RSS feed, I certainly couldn't remember how bad it sucked a decade ago.
* If you can relate to a list like this.
-- I certainly cannot.
You Know You Are Too Serious About Computers If...
* If no one can reach you by phone since your computer is always online.
-- Nope.
* If you can type your top 10 favorite web sites....by heart.
-- Who can't?
* If you can locate a particular home page without using a search engine.
-- Does that include the hundred bookmarks?
* If you can write your own html page.
-- DUH!
* If you download more than 20Mb from a binary newsgroup...in one session.
-- WOW. You need to spend 2 minutes on those bin sites to qualify for geekdom. What Like I'm going to download 25 seconds spread out over multiple sessions?
* When you find it easier to dial-up the National Weather Service: Weather/your_town/now.html than to simply look out the window.
-- That's certainly not easier. Though clicking the one link on my firefox bar linking to Google which gets an RSS feed of the local weather is actually easier.
* When you order most of what you buy.....online.
-- Um, was this ever a sign of geekdom? Because ouch. I'm writing this on a computer I bought from newegg, next to a nice pile of books I got from Amazon. I'm drinking from a Pokerstars cup I ordered up with some player points online.
* When you log-off from a session in your favorite newsgroup, and your log reads: Online time: 56 hours 24 minutes.
-- Log Off? My current uptime is 5 days and that's pathetic. I've done months on end before.
* If your net provider suggests you try a competitor, because you're exceeding 300 hours a month, connect time.
-- I have a connect time of (24 * 31) = 744 a month.
* When that 112 GB hard drive is full.
-- I had a 120 gig drive that I gave to my roommate. I just handed it to him. Not because it sucked, but because I only have the two systems and the other one has 720 gigs and this one has 1.7 tb and I didn't have the drive slots for tiny drives.
* If 300 Mhz is simply too slow.
-- You're kidding right? The other day my mother picked up an old 700 Mhz system, I chuckled and recommended she throw it out.
* When your desk collapses under the weight of your computer peripherals.
-- Is that a weak desk or does this electronic stuff weigh more than one or two pounds?
* If you can actually talk to the computers in your new car, and understand what they say.
-- There's actually a device for that. It's USB compatible and helps diagnose your car.
* When you modify the programming of your car's computers and actually get better mileage.
-- That's actually a real thing too.
* When you can access the Net, via your portable and cellular phone.
-- Who would, the rates are crazy high. Though, It is only a button.
* When you put a CD-ROM in your car's player.
-- What? Like a burnt CD full of mp3s? Or am I being asked to dig up an old CD-ROM and put it somewhere. Or is a CD simply considered a ROM?
* If every sentence you utter begins with, "On the Net..."
-- Nope. That's assumed. No need to start sentences like that.
* If you put your e-mail address in the upper left-hand corner of envelopes.
-- Hm. That's actually a good idea.
* If you have your e-mail address printed on your stationery.
-- That's actually nearly universal.
* When you insist on seeing the movie "The Net" for the 63rd time.
-- That's actually nearly unheard of. Most people can't stomach once.
* If you maintain more than 6 e-mail addresses.
-- Yahoo, Yahoo, Google, Hotmail, Website bouncer. - Nope.
* If you use more than 20 passwords.
-- Duh.
* If you set up your own Web page.
-- Duh. Though I let it expire. I do have a couple cheap replacements:
http://tatarize.nfshost.com/
http://www.geocities.com/tatarize/index.html
These do different things and are both used in different ways. I highly recommend Nearly Free Speech even if you do few things which might require hosting. A purely solid site, pay for what you use. Used them for various things spent 12 cents. Does this blog count?
* If you set up a Web page for each of your kids...and your pets.
-- True by default. I have no children or pets.
* If, instead of a phone number, you ask someone for their e-mail address.
-- And?
* If you don't know anyone who DOESN'T have an e-mail address.
-- What do you mean doesn't?
* If you convince your mom that she HAS to get online because e-mail is so much cheaper than long distance phone charges.
-- We have Vonage. Our long distance calls run through the cable, as such they are free and unlimited. I could call someplace and just leave the phone off the hook. Don't know why though.
* If you can write a list like this.
-- Hardly, I don't even remember how sucky it was back when my torrent client didn't have its own RSS feed, I certainly couldn't remember how bad it sucked a decade ago.
* If you can relate to a list like this.
-- I certainly cannot.
Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Monday, July 30, 2007
Humanist - The Answer
Part 1 / 4
Don't cheat, I plan on milking these for a couple days and running over to youtube and watching them all is cheating. You are my only reader (as far as I know, you don't even exist) and I demand loyalty.
Don't cheat, I plan on milking these for a couple days and running over to youtube and watching them all is cheating. You are my only reader (as far as I know, you don't even exist) and I demand loyalty.
Monday, July 16, 2007
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
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