I'm getting good at this...

More and more I'm regularly dropping wit filled pithy bombs. For example the following about how atheist children are to be pitied because their parents are "nuts".

Yes. Their children won't know of the great sacrifice that God made when he fixed the universe with blood. It's quite harrowing because only his own blood had enough magic to do it. So he gave himself a body and killed it. And if you believe this, and you revel in the blood sacrifice that God made to God by God of God for God's creations to fix God's flaws and their crimes against God, you can go to a magical land of bliss forever and ever. And if you don't regardless how good you are, you will burn forever in hell fire and torture, like Gandhi does. Because "atheism is completely nuts" but Christianity that's perfectly logical!