I have 2/3rds of a swimming pool.

That's actually pretty cool. Need to chlorinate it soon and do other pool like stuff, but for now it's less a giant pit in the backyard and more a play thing.

Damn hearing.

I needed to use some ear buds to play a video game, so I removed most all of my ear wax. I went swimming and without anything to block it the damned water has taken up residence. I miss my hearing.