Fired for Faith?

Woman: I'm getting married. My girlfriend and I am getting married! I'm getting married! I'm engaged!
Man: The gay is evil.
Woman: LOL!!!

*FIRED*

Man: They fired me for being Christian!

Jamaica Hit by Hurricane Dean...

Hurricane Dean pummeled Jamaica and I know why.

It's not very widely known, but Jamaica is one of the most homophobic places on Earth, and this Hurricane is wrath for their anti-gay positions!

... you never hear this kind of stuff. I wonder why.