Shorter Michael Coren

Shorter Michael Coren,
Their Disbelief Is My Strength

C.S. Lewis is awesome. God is just hidden enough. Bad things happen because fuck Earth. And I'm rubber and you're glue!

Shorter: Damon Linker

Shorter Damon Linker,

Liberal Atheists are illiberal, and though they may not be closet totalitarians they hate you and want to lock you up for opposing them.

Shorter Paul Davies.

Shorter Paul Davies:

I don't understand the difference between trusting something won't suddenly do what it has never done and belief in the magically absurd without evidence or plausible justification.

Shorter Dinesh Dsouza

Shorter Dinesh Dsouza,

Atheists are fallaciously using reality to determine what is and isn't real.

Shorter: Lee Siegel

Shorter: Lee Siegel

"I didn't read Mr. Dawkins book but let me just say atheism destroys imagination."

We'd probably even object to Peter Pan being talked about as if he were real. Talk about buzzkills!

Shorter William Lobdell

Shorter William Lobdell,

Covering religion is a lot like selling porn.

Shorter: Alister McGrath

Dawkins is wrong to think that science applies to God. Dawkins overlooks that science applies to God..

Shorter: OJ Simpson

"Since I'm not getting any money, that's not how I killed them."