Witnesses to the Creation.

I guess perhaps the Onion hasn't lost all of it's ability to entertain.

Members of the earth's earliest known civilization, the Sumerians, looked on in shock and confusion some 6,000 years ago as God, the Lord Almighty, created Heaven and Earth.

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Site restricted to Archaeologists when only Palentologists would care...

The MSM seems to have a fair share of morons. You could read this article, though I suggest you don't. Everywhere where they say Archaeologists they should say paleontologists. Besides that, the topic sentence is dead wrong: 'Archaeologists' discover 8-million-year-old Forest. -- The article clearly notes that miners found it.